First of all, I'll say that this idea was inspired by something I once saw on Ask the Suzaku Seishi which is a really cool Fushigi Yuugi site. ^^ Someone wrote a letter to the seishi containing quotes that you'd never hear the various seishi saying. The one that sticks most in my mind is the one for Chichiri--"Fuck you, no da." ^^ So here's the Duo-esque version. There's very little here to begin with, but I'm hoping more people than just me will contribute.
So...you would never hear Duo say...
Hey, that's a nice shirt, man, but can I have it in a pastel?
All this black is too depressing.
Hey! You're interrupting my quiet time!
Would you like fries with that? (Loooooong story. --KnM)
Well, when you come down to it, I guess I don't mind that Relena girl.
[In a barber shop] Forget the trim, man, just shave the whole thing off! (From Madam Blue)
How can you joke at a time like this?! (From Lain)
For the peace of the colonies, I will gladly become the God of Drag! (From Michelle Minikhiem)
Keep your pants on, Heero! (From Michelle Minikhiem)
How should I wear my hair today? Braid, braid, or braid? (From Michelle Minikhiem)
Deathscythes aro SO last season! Now I want a VW Bug! (From Michelle Minikhiem)
Screw fighting, I'm going back to America! (From KCam134837@aol.com)
Heero, could you please show me how to set my own leg just like you did? (From Tobiasrulz)
Shinigami's such a horrid name. From now on, I'm Fluffy! (From Tobiasrulz)
*Runs in to the four boys* Look! New thing! *Turns around* French Braid! (From Linna Minako)
You know....I want a new look, can you make me look like Sailor Moon...? (From Snowtygra@aol.com)
Hmmn...y'know, maybe my pants are a little too tight... (From Amanda)
*Singing in the shower* Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop... (From Quatherine Rabeka Winner)
Where's my WIG??? (From Jao)
Relena...I love you... (From MnFairy3@aol.com)
The "God of Death" thing is soooo five minutes ago...Why can't I be the God of Love or something? (From Callisto)
Go ahead, Heero, kill yourself! See if I care! (From Callisto)
Boys do cry!(sobs) (From Callisto)
Hey, you're the idiot who destroyed Shimigami! Now you're going' directly to hell! Do not pass go, do not collect $200! *Kills Trowa, then Catherine for good measure* (From Callisto)
Ya know, the hell with the colonies! What'd they ever do for me? (From Callisto)
You know, beneath all that God of Death stuff, I'm a really sensitive guy! [To OZ soldiers] (From Callisto)
Hey Heero, ever consider seeking anger management? (From krís)
I know Rogaine's supposed to grow hair, but this is ridiculous... (From krís)
No one is leaving to fight until I find my lucky jock strap!! (From krís)
But I'm a...*pauses to check* GUY!! (From krís)
[ to hilde ] Can I ask you a question? Do I make you horny?? Do I?? Do I make you randy, babay?! *ala austin powers* (From krís)
My goal in life is to become a mime. (From krís)