You'd Never Hear Duo Say...

Things Duo Would Never Say

First of all, I'll say that this idea was inspired by something I once saw on Ask the Suzaku Seishi which is a really cool Fushigi Yuugi site. ^^ Someone wrote a letter to the seishi containing quotes that you'd never hear the various seishi saying. The one that sticks most in my mind is the one for Chichiri--"Fuck you, no da." ^^ So here's the Duo-esque version. There's very little here to begin with, but I'm hoping more people than just me will contribute.

So...you would never hear Duo say...

Hey, that's a nice shirt, man, but can I have it in a pastel?

All this black is too depressing.

Hey! You're interrupting my quiet time!

Would you like fries with that? (Loooooong story. --KnM)

Well, when you come down to it, I guess I don't mind that Relena girl.

[In a barber shop] Forget the trim, man, just shave the whole thing off! (From Madam Blue)

How can you joke at a time like this?! (From Lain)

For the peace of the colonies, I will gladly become the God of Drag! (From Michelle Minikhiem)

Keep your pants on, Heero! (From Michelle Minikhiem)

How should I wear my hair today? Braid, braid, or braid? (From Michelle Minikhiem)

Deathscythes aro SO last season! Now I want a VW Bug! (From Michelle Minikhiem)

Screw fighting, I'm going back to America! (From KCam134837@aol.com)

Heero, could you please show me how to set my own leg just like you did? (From Tobiasrulz)

Shinigami's such a horrid name. From now on, I'm Fluffy! (From Tobiasrulz)

*Runs in to the four boys* Look! New thing! *Turns around* French Braid! (From Linna Minako)

You know....I want a new look, can you make me look like Sailor Moon...? (From Snowtygra@aol.com)

Hmmn...y'know, maybe my pants are a little too tight... (From Amanda)

*Singing in the shower* Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop... (From Quatherine Rabeka Winner)

Where's my WIG??? (From Jao)

Relena...I love you... (From MnFairy3@aol.com)

The "God of Death" thing is soooo five minutes ago...Why can't I be the God of Love or something? (From Callisto)

Go ahead, Heero, kill yourself! See if I care! (From Callisto)

Boys do cry!(sobs) (From Callisto)

Hey, you're the idiot who destroyed Shimigami! Now you're going' directly to hell! Do not pass go, do not collect $200! *Kills Trowa, then Catherine for good measure* (From Callisto)

Ya know, the hell with the colonies! What'd they ever do for me? (From Callisto)

You know, beneath all that God of Death stuff, I'm a really sensitive guy! [To OZ soldiers] (From Callisto)

Hey Heero, ever consider seeking anger management? (From krís)

I know Rogaine's supposed to grow hair, but this is ridiculous... (From krís)

No one is leaving to fight until I find my lucky jock strap!! (From krís)

But I'm a...*pauses to check* GUY!! (From krís)

[ to hilde ] Can I ask you a question? Do I make you horny?? Do I?? Do I make you randy, babay?! *ala austin powers* (From krís)

My goal in life is to become a mime. (From krís)


Please do not send me new suggestions right now. ^.^ I don't have time right now. Gomen!

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